The note was taped
to the inside of her screen door,
with the message facing outward
for all to read.
An angry hand had scrawled,
“Attention Satanic Socialists:
This is the home of a PATRIOTIC Christian Family.
We work hard and pay taxes.
We do NOT celebrate Satan’s Day.
We do NOT give away FREE candy
to lazy, entitled, freeloaders.
NO handouts!
Welcome to America!!
If you want candy GET A JOB!!
And FIND JESUS!!!!”
Well thank you,
after lavishing me with such sage advice,
and glorious exclamation marks
I am sold.
Clearly you possess the love and peace
that my life is lacking.
Thank you for showing me
the error of my ways oh good Samaritan.
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